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Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.
Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”
by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023
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Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.
Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024
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yo-go

{yoh-goh} – adjective, Informal.
To dance foolishly while thinking of world peace. (See: Yoga + Go-Go)
To remain agile, she attended night classes on yo-go and sighed for the relief of all suffering within the third world.
by yogogo May 4, 2011
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tryna go to the rec?

a term use by comeaux high students when school is over, you here this alot from some annoying ass freshman.
say bro tryna go to the rec?
by comeauxmemes November 6, 2021
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Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".
As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.
by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017
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Go crack a gingy

Me and Sean went to go crack a gingy after math class.
by Triplechris December 12, 2016
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