a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
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Cash app your girlfriend, wife, lover or fwb Amy amount between $100 bucks and $500 bucks depending on how they make you feel about them.
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Isaiah Max Claros, Age 16 as of 01/18/22, was born in Brooklyn, New York. He moved to Long Island at the age of 6 in an effort to escape the trenches for a bit and cool off in the suburbs. It was age 15/16 when his highschool friends began calling him “Lulljaime”, Also known as “The Foo you don’t fuck with”.
He carried this nickname throughout highschool, & altough this holiday is not celebrated on his birthday, the best way to commemorate this holiday is to go to his crib whilst blasting “Side Nigga Anthem”, by his favorite artist since he was little “Vegasmadechriss”.
Isaiah Max Claros, Age 16 as of 01/18/22, was born in Brooklyn, New York. He moved to Long Island at the age of 6 in an effort to escape the trenches for a bit and cool off in the suburbs. It was age 15/16 when his highschool friends began calling him “Lulljaime”, Also known as “The Foo you don’t fuck with”.
He carried this nickname throughout highschool, & altough this holiday is not celebrated on his birthday, the best way to commemorate this holiday is to go to his crib whilst blasting “Side Nigga Anthem”, by his favorite artist since he was little “Vegasmadechriss”.
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