Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator January 31, 2022

Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

by MollyRust August 5, 2020

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Sound Like a Broken Record

When someone has to repeat something to you repeatedly. Most likely being used by your black grandma.

"Boy now I don told you to clean your room 8 times, you makin' me sound like a broken record."

by peanut6217 January 28, 2022

Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

act like you got some sense

Behave like you have some common sense

Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.

by anonymous October 6, 2023

nikolas likes sophia

nikolas has the fattest biggest crush on sophia, he said he would date her

amanda : omg did you hear!?!!
emma : what?
amanda : nikolas likes sophia
emma : i know

by sdfjbtuhdrgsfjgueirs December 23, 2021