Alaskan Ball-Popper

(This requires being male or trans to be done to you) The act of finding your ex cheating on you, and immediately placing your hand in a fist and hulk smashing his testicles mid intercourse with the stranger he's doing it with.

"That crazy motherfucker is an Alaskan Ball-Popper!"

by dick chipper 3kPW December 3, 2016

balls deep crash

The kind of crash that you can't get out of. The more you struggle the worse it gets. You can't see what is going on, the keyboard and mouse seem to be doing nothing, and when you reboot you might notice you deleted several things off the desktop.

*Playing Max Payne 3*
*Sudden freeze*
*Slamming on keyboard and mouse*
*Screaming and crying about lost progress*
DAMNIT I AM IN A BALLS DEEP CRASH

by lakecityransom returns July 9, 2012

pissing on my balls

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.

“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

by robert’s deli December 30, 2021

hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

Black hole balls

The opposite of blue balls ...This is What happens When the pussy is so good she drains both balls so much that they hurt and feel like empty shells that are going to implode

My gf drained me so much when we had sex last night that I had black hole balls afterwards

by Noah duck April 16, 2021

Took my balls

1. Someone who totally whooped your arse at something. Utterly humiliating you and crushing your pride.

2. When a girl seemingly dominates a guy, scaring him, doing whatever she wants, and letting her hit him out of anger.

Jack: "Yo Sam, John crushed you in that multiplayer last night."

Sam: "Yeah, he took my balls."

Mark: Why won't Tyrone hang out with us anymore? Richmond?
Richmond: Man, i heard Lizzy took his balls and won't let him go anywhere w/out her

by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016

pol fish-ball

A texty, who makes a short comment (usually anonymously), and adds a cheap shot at a celebrity (usually a politician).

Texter: You check out that last message on the board? Signed 'me'un-u'.

Texter2: In the dish 'n whine forum? He-he. 'Hillary's thighs of thunder'.

Texter: Freakin' pol fish-ball.

Texter2: Ain't got any, fo sho. I plonked the bitch.

Texter: Me'un-u... hmm... Willie, ya think?

by crobs July 26, 2010