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I love you

Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.

Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!

2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)

A: Asshole tries to build feelings.

*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*

B: Asshole plays with feelings.

*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*

C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)

*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*

D: Break up with them.

*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
by Sephirion/Taeron November 14, 2010
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greek love call

This is nothing more than a simple fart done by a gay man for the effect of enticing him into sexual relations.
I farted at work near TK and he heard the greek love call and thought it was an invitation.
by bob zee August 6, 2010
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i love that for you

I have a cock up my ass
Bethanie: "I got drunk and sucked brads cock behind a dumpster"
Emily: "OMG I love that for you!"
by Pomponok November 13, 2020
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Russian Potato Love

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.
Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
by JackOffMan November 20, 2009
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for the love of hopscotching jesus

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous
So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?
by mjbj3189 January 24, 2010
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love

love is when sum1 shows you how much they care and appreciate you and make memories with you. love is what you want from your crush love is what i don't recieve from my crush.
"No one loves you." -crush

"Haha im aware!"- me
by urmom@gmail.cum December 1, 2019
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9volt love

synonym for tossing salad, licking ass, eating the chocoate cute
Mary said: "no 9volt love unless after a shower"
by apmeyers1987 December 4, 2011
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