Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.
Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.
Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)
A: Asshole tries to build feelings.
*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*
B: Asshole plays with feelings.
*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*
C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)
*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*
D: Break up with them.
*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)
A: Asshole tries to build feelings.
*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*
B: Asshole plays with feelings.
*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*
C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)
*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*
D: Break up with them.
*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
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Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
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