Jeffing off

Ripping a hot guitar solo in someone’s newly melted face

God damn he was jeffing off so hard

by Tiddeez April 12, 2024

the sawed off

Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

by Stew&theJew May 2, 2018

faxed off

When a person gives you a fax number to call when he or she doesn't want to give you their real phone number

"Yo, I got five numbers last night but half of them were faxed off."

by Slade Enanian November 11, 2009

pay off the principal

Not to be confused with the shrewdly-prudent and virtuously-responsible practice of diligently settling your bills "up front and in full" and therefore carrying a zero balance (i.e., your "principle") on your credit card each month to avoid interest-fees, this term refers to the decidedly UNWISE and UNFAIR act of BRIBING (i.e., "paying off") the head-honcho at an establishment of learning (i.e., the "principal"), so that he'll kiss-buttingly bow to your outrageous stipulations and/or preferentially pull strings on your behalf, often to the detriment of others in the school.

Probably Ethan Couch's absurdly-indulgent father initially tried to pay off the principal so that his spoiled-a** Little Prince could be coddled and given unduly-preferential treatment, but then when this failed, he upped the ante by threatening to buy the entire school just so that Ethan could be tutored the way HE preferred him to be.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022

chew your face off

get fucked and smoke weed

lets chew your face off tonight boys

by ireallyreallydontknowwhatimdoi June 13, 2014

piss off

Piss off is a two word idiom, usually utilized when an unsuspecting person finally realizes that they have had a gut full of another and their 'state' has passed the point of just being 'pissed off' at them. arriving instead at the point of no return, do not bother passing go because there will in no way shape or form be 200 dollars or 200,000 dollars waiting for one of THE most miserable performances of a lifetime performed by THE single, stupidest person. No hyphen necessary. Can be applied to more than one person at a time.

Also see: "Eat shit and die". A similar intention and application with a little more direction and guidance for the socially challenged and terminally confused.

Singular: Here's an idea, jackass...why don't you piss off.

Multiples or more than one: It might be a good idea for y'all to piss off.

by MonkeySees July 27, 2022