why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

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chickens lookin young on me

girls basically being all up on you

from a song by a cat name doa aint young jock but these chickens lookin young on me

by D.O.A July 12, 2006

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Fuck me harder spongebob

His sponge water will spray and drip on your face

Hey fuck me harder spongebob

by Christmas loltyler1 November 9, 2021

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Unhand me good sir

When one your hand is in a person anus or vagina and your other hand is caught in a bag or wrappings

Unhand me good sir, and get your other hand free.

by XKingofhearts81 January 20, 2020

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thing-e-me-bober

Thing-e-me-bober is a word often used when someone doesn't know the name of the object they would like to talk about and/or comment on. *NOTE* Some people may take offense to to this word because it is deriged from the word thing-e-me-chose.

What's that thing-e-me-bober??

Nice thing-e-me-bober.

Is that a thing-e-me-bober?

%Brought to you by thing-e/ey-me words%

by Taylor M.S March 31, 2005

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cash me outside howbow dah

Literally means " Catch Me Outside How About That." 14 year old Danielle D. Invented this saying that now everyone knows her as "cash me ousssside" girl. She made an appearance on Dr. Phil and now had over 8+ Million followers on instagram, she also made her own brand and emojis. Danielle can be or will be a nice millionaire soon.

Danielle: *to audience* "Cash me outside howbow dah?"

Dr. Phil: what does that mean?

Danielle: *laughs* What I just said

by sadistichuman April 7, 2017

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