Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on

Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off

by Carson_dex October 2, 2015

Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

by Chris Memes January 15, 2009

Fucking Off

"Fucking Off" means to screw around with yourself or friends, and/or wasting time.

Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.

by AsianMan_45 June 8, 2022

Jerk off

The act of eating beef jerkey

Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?

by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022

fendy off the razzi

Verb.

The act of fending off the paparazzi

Adj.

To be so famous that one is constantly fending off the paparazzi

Verb. "After my video went viral, I had to hire a bodyguard to fendy off the razzi."

Adj. "My boy so fresh, he fendy off the razzi!"

by StanleeLovitz February 7, 2019

Greening off

When you jerk off too hard while you are high

What’s up, babe? What are you doing? Oh not much just greening off!!!

by Henry245 May 8, 2025

Off The Shrimp

A belittling statement you tell a smaller person meaning stop talking so much.

A 4-11 guy walks in the bar, he's talking hella crap to everyone saying he can whoop everyones ass, that's when you walk up and say "OFF THE SHRIMP"

by DryMouthProductions May 19, 2023