National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 8, 2020

gooter national

Someone who is decidedly un-hip and needs to work on becoming more hip to make it up to their colleagues

Ian, ya gooter national, buy the damn package.

by Wilhelm T. Fancyson November 22, 2018

National No Homo Sex Day

On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!

Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!

by Thats_A_Username November 22, 2023

National Suck Dick Day

Every year on January 8 you can show her this for free head

“hey babe, did you know its national suck dick day?”

by dickothy January 2, 2022

National Grace Face Day

January 2nd is national Grace Face Day! Celebrate Grace face!

DUDE ITS JANUARY 2ND!
NATIONAL GRACE FACE DAY?
YEAH HIPPIE YIPPIE

by SpeedyMcQ March 6, 2025

National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

Ryan nation

We are inevitable pal
Ryan nation is the best, they support their king Ryan Kopel. LONG LIVE RYAN KOTTER

Girl 1: I met ace from Ryan nation today
Girl 2: yeah did they bark at you?
Girl 1: no but they told me to leave and never return, but the rest of them were lovely people.

Both: WE LOVE RYAN NATION

by Acesucksballs October 22, 2023