shit-stained balls

when you shit all over the place and forget to wipe or shower, making your balls all shit-stained and smelly.

"when i was drunk i got diarrhea and didn't wipe, so i had shit-stained balls!"

by Phill McCrackin June 30, 2008

suck mah balls

Catch phrase of many 'za eaters and dew slammers!

James - "Yo i saw hatebreed last night they were sooo extreme, made me want to slam a dew!"
Cori - "SUCK MAH BALLS"

by HB March 9, 2003

ball-sack tornado

an act preformed by a women which she simultaneously blows on the testicles while twisting and releasing them rapidly.

I walked in on Sam receiving a ball-sack tornado from Lydia and it appeared as if she was twisting them right off.

by H0LDER May 17, 2011

fire balling

when a guy goes down on a girl, eating out, and she is on her monthly period... Just like snowballing because afterwards the guy makes out with the girl

I was just planning on snowballing with her but she was on period we we ended up fire balling

by call me T September 15, 2006

Ball in my pocket

n.) A miniature red ball with a slight spongy texture--originated from a ping pong paddle toy.

n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.

n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."

"The Buddha protects the ball in my pocket."

"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."

"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."

by Fiona Lardskosksphe May 8, 2009

hot ball abortion

When a blacksmith heats a ball of nickel until it is red hot and subsequently takes said "hot ball" and plunges it into the uterus of a women undergoing an abortion.

Wendy: Did you hear Tiffany got a hot ball abortion?
Abigail: Yes. She died because of it.

by ayn rands clit January 12, 2017

The ole wreckin' ball

The wrecking ball is when your scrotum slaps against another persons face or genitals. It is executed during sex.

THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.

(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.

(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.

(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.

(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.

Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.

He didnt want her to think that the sex they just had meant anything, so he made sure to give her The ole wreckin' ball before telling her he had just called her a cab.

by Johnnylachingas April 23, 2011