butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

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Butt Cheese

Cheese that is stored between the butt cheeks

women: dang i'm hungry

man: well i got some butt cheese

women: that is interesting, what kind?
man: i have swiss, american and cheddar

by igotcheese June 18, 2018

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Butt Nugget

When you or someone you know called Aaron gets norovirus from a food establishment due to improper hygiene whilst handling food.

Aaron totally got the noro from Chik-Fil-A. They be servin butt nuggets bro.

by M.Sich November 15, 2023

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Butt on Moon

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".

"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"

by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025

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butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.

The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.

by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025

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