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you know how i know you're gay?

1- The preferred method of asking someone if they are aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality. This phrase was made famous in the movie, 'The 40-Year Old Virgin'.
PAUL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
GREG: "How?"
PAUL: "Because you have a triangle rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like balls in my face.'"
GREG: "That's gay!?"
by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007
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The most man-meat-craving of all gaylords.
He's a gay fucking faggot who's also a homosexual. In fact, he's so gay he turned richard Simmons straight.
by beastovjudgement May 28, 2009
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I am so gay for you right now

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
by weeksfree February 9, 2010
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Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010
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E-gigant is gay day

Its a celebration of The troop that is called E-ginant in clash royale turned gay this day
This is how to use the word: E-gigant is gay day for frick skae its so fricking op man supercell fricking nerf this shi.
by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022
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