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Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january
I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.
by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020
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The sauce is off

When you aren't feeling the vibe of a situation
Matt, the sauce is off, this party blows... I told you we should have went to Christine's place instead.
by FellowKids2K November 10, 2025
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Show-Off

Your local Amelia who pretends they are so smart when they get strait Fs.
Wow, a show-off Karen.
by NerdGirl0512 May 21, 2021
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off the smurfhouses

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!
by jokergang52 May 10, 2021
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Off a sick one

Can be used in either a positive or negative context:

Depending on the temperament of the individual using it.

- Most commonly related to the phrase “on a sick one”

- “ off a sick one” means the person/object/or situation you are referring to is extra-ordinary. Or not the normal. Out of the baseline.
“Yo my uncle beat me, he is off a sick one today”

“My roommate bought a 30 rack he is off a sick one.”
by 10E03 October 21, 2025
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jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
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hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding
you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood
by transgenderer July 9, 2022
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