Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

by Slaken April 11, 2019

Some-sex marriage

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

fortnite sex move

When a man shoots his cum like a gun at the woman. After he inserts his dick in the woman and fortnite dances while his dick is in the woman

A man used his fortnite sex move on me last night

by Fortnitefag7383845 December 8, 2020

Surprise Sex Ninja

A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.

Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.

by Innocent Bystander September 11, 2004

gay butt sex

The act of one man inserting his penis into another man's ass. Not to be confused with straight butt sex.

Harry and Tommy decided they were bored so they had some gay butt sex.

by Harry Zonka October 19, 2008

lesbian sex story

Zoey and Coco were both sitting on the couch, Zoey was under a blanket using her computer and coco was watching tv. Coco looked over at Zoey's computer and saw Zoey was watching porn. Coco pointed out that she saw Zoey's computer. Zoey, in a panic, closed her computer shut. Coco said "come here" and ran to the bedroom, Zoey following. They undressed and Zoey grabbed sex toys from the closet. Coco grabbed the vibrators and shoved one in Zoey's pussy and one in her own pussy. Both moaning in pleasure, Zoey quickly jabbed 2 dildos in and out of her ass, and shoved another 2 into Coco's ass. "A-AAH IM GONNA CUM!" Coco screamed, cum dripping out of her throbbing pussy. Vibrators still going and dildos still in, Zoey went over to Coco and licked her pussy. Coco said "sit on my face!" As Zoey took out the vibrator went to sit on Coco's face while Coco licked every last drop of cum off Zoey's pussy. Finished, as they thought, they took a shower together and Coco played with Zoey's boobs while Zoey fingered Coco until she hit her G-spot. As the cum washed away in the shower, they scissored, and both sucked each other's nipples.

Lesbian sex story

by veryhornyperson January 16, 2022

Lesbian sex story

The two got back from uni, stumbled through the door already kissing eachother hard. They quickly undressed eachother and stumbled again into the kitchen. Olivia lifted althie onto the counter, lowered herself and started licking her pussy so hard, it was already wet.

Olivia grabbed althie and walked backwards, falling onto the couch, there pussies squashed against eachother. "oh I love you so much baby, now fuck me FUCK ME HARD" althie shouted and Olivia obeyed shoving 3 fingers up her pussy and althie moaned in delight.

As it were now Olivias turn, althie picked her uip and carried her to the bedroom picking up her dildo on the way. She shoved it up olivia's pussy and yanked it out to start licking. She did this over and over before shoving up her tongue instead and then licking Olivias face with her wet, hard tongue.

"Oh that's GOOD" Olivia screamed while creaming into althie mouth. "OH I BET IT IS" althie replied working harder, kneeling next to the bed nude. She noticed the window and balcony and an idea came to mind

They went over the the balcony and started scissoring In public as it was the 2nd floor of an apartment building. Their other friend saw them and ran up in a hurry, stripping on her way. She ran into the bedroom and started licking them both. "I hope I'm not inturruptio something".

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by IAmSoG@y December 13, 2021