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Tanzanian Spider Monkey

When you hang upside down from a pole and/or a balcony and ejaculate semen into your mouth, almost resembling a Tanzanian Spider Monkey
Bro did you see Jacob last week? He was hanging off the balcony and was doing the Tanzanian Spider Monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey
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Spanking your monkey

Beating your meat

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.
Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

I love you nigga dog monkey 

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!

The Big Gorilla and Little Monkey 

This is a very famous saying that has been around for years that Vegas Matt is the “Big Gorilla” and EJ is the “Little Monkey”. Rumor on the streets are that everyone is saying it
“Has anyone seen Vegas Matt? Yea I just saw the big gorilla and little monkey playing slots” Wbg was annoying the Big Gorilla with his silly puns

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