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turtle balls syndrome

turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"
Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome
by slim dick May 22, 2006
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Brooklyn Ball Digger

Extremely painful sex position. The male is REQUIRED to repeatedly penetrate the vagina using only one testicle. This is mastered by using no hands.
I think I might have busted a nut while doing the Brooklyn Ball Digger, but she was completely satisfied.
by Sex Position Steve September 3, 2011
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ball sack hut

Hot Topic, the store the changes to whats cool at the time.
Ball Sack Hut is a Ameba: Example-Emo Era is upon us,hence, Hot Topic sells douche bag tight boy pants to the kids with small balls who like FallOut Boy and YellowCard.
by Don Vito Corleone June 17, 2006
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tennis balls

1. Nicole's desire from Patti
1. "I love those tennis balls"
by Annonymous Rhonchaus January 21, 2003
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trippin mad balls

1.tripping out while high on any drug, most commonly marijuana, in an extreme way.

2. having a very bad trip
i was so high man, when that officer was searching my car, i was trippin mad balls!
by shouzer September 1, 2008
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vaj-ball

1. The combination of vagina's and the sport of dodge-ball. Dodge-balls with prosthetic vagina's built into the actual ball.

2. Much like calling someone a "pussy," except it is far more demeaning.

3. A giant group of girls in one location.(The opposite of a sausage-fest)
1. "My vaj-ball deflated"

2. "Dude! Don't be such a vaj-ball!"

3. "Ok so we show up, and it's a freakin' vaj-ball."
by Reidzor April 10, 2008
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base-ball bat

A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.
idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)
by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 12, 2006
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