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Canada's History

Canada is the biggest sack of shit ever, their history is completely irrelevant.
by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.
"Why's your face covered in cum and poop?"
"Canada's History, man..."
by Lizbot1000 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act where a person drugs and restrains at least seventeen preteen children and repeatedly slaps their sexual organs with a paddle made from the tail of a Canadian beaver.
After sneaking into a kindergarten and doing a Canada's History, I learned things about myself I never wanted to know.
by Super Duper Trooper February 5, 2010
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Canada Face

People who have a generic face, a face that has character but is not fully developed.

How you can think oh that person looks kind of American but there is something slightly off
Tim: "Hey how'd that date go?"
Josh: "It was mad decent, but the girl had a major case of Canada face"
Time: "What?"
Josh: "kind of like pancake face.... except Canadian"
by I <3 Canada September 2, 2009
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Canada's History

When two willing Canucks, lubricate Canadian bacon or an ice hockey stick with Canadian maple syrup and enter it into each other's orifices, while speaking French and being intoxicated on Molson, and then videotape it to remember their gleeful perversion.
Last night, we got sh*t faced but I can't remember what we did until I saw the video and remembered Canada's History.
by JasonNieves February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Giving someone a "Canada's History", formally known as "The Beaver", is when a man sits in the Stanley Cup and pours syrup over his nuts until he is submerged. He then releases some back-bacon farts up into the syrup. Another person then inhales the fart bubbles through a moose skull and/or antlers.
Melissa is so into me I could probably give her a "Canada's History" on our first date
by Bawla01 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An unmentionable sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act involved the use of the maple syrup as lube on the antlers to be placed in two individuals' assholes, they take turns masturbating into the Stanley Cup until it fills, and then take turns drinking their semen out of the cup.
"I can't wait to do some Canada's History tonight!"
by brakkelion ordefliu February 5, 2010
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