When someone’s attempt to register to “Truth Social”—the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s app, which was launched on Presidents' Day, but has since been plagued by manifold problems—is being placed at number 3,141,592 on the waiting list.
A diehard “fine” Patriot, who is presently waiting for his trial for taking part in the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, figured out that by the time his pi social (#3,141,592) turned to #0, when he’d actually be able to read his boss’s “truths,” either the Liar-in-Chief would be President again or the Pharisee-in-Chief might be behind bars.
by Covido April 3, 2022
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Governor Larry Hogan (Maryland) & Governor Andrew Cuomo (New york) have implemented effective "Social Dis'tastic" plans that are helping to curve the growth of the Coronavirus pandemic.
by Dunkadelic Era April 16, 2020
Get the Social Dis'tastic mug.A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.
by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014
Get the social carnivore mug.A Social Trap is where someone uses another persons decency against them, generally to make them do something they'd rather not. They can start as an open invitation or request to do something that someone would not normally do, if they refuse they risk being uncharacteristically rude or impolite, or they continue. While not entirely unlike peer pressure Social Traps rely more on the finesse of landing the target in the trap, whether this be through carefully calculated subterfuge or dumb-luck. This makes them more similar to plain manipulation or a lower-stakes ultimatum, however instead of choosing A or B they are slightly more geared towards the etiquette and standards of the target.
"Dude what happened? I left you and Lucy alone for 10 minutes and I come back to you watching this."
"I didn't want to watch it, if I had refused it would've been rude."
"Yeah right, bet you enjoyed."
No I really didn't . She totally caught me in a Social Trap."
"I didn't want to watch it, if I had refused it would've been rude."
"Yeah right, bet you enjoyed."
No I really didn't . She totally caught me in a Social Trap."
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Get the social dandruff mug.Describes someone who, after spending his childhood/adolescence/young adulthood being labelled "socially awkward" by insecure peers, finally gets his shit together and through experience learns how to be the life of the party.
Hey, remember that kid Lance who never knew what to say about the latest Jersey Shore episode? He was, like, soooo socially awkward.
No, he's socially awesome now, I totally saw him last weekend at the bar and he was telling the best jokes to a group of 50 people.
No, he's socially awesome now, I totally saw him last weekend at the bar and he was telling the best jokes to a group of 50 people.
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