Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid, followed by another unitentional yet equally stupid action

S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?

M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation

by MER8490 August 1, 2008

Color-Retarded

(Adjective) Although medically similar to colorblindness but people suffering from being color-retarded constantly try to correct people from saying colorblind with fraudulent terms such as color-deficient. Color-retarded is the politically correct term for colorblindness.

1.)Chris Rains is so color-retarded that he doesn't know the schools colors.
2.)Mr. Rains can't understand the theory of color because he is so color-retarded.

by Mr.McGee February 4, 2010

social retard

Someone who acts weird or strange only when they are in public or around more than 2-4 people.

Dan is such a social retard.

by catalyst13 aka gretchen11 December 2, 2014

Full Retard

A level of retard you should never, ever go to.

You went full retard man. Never go full retard.

by Rushing Roulette October 10, 2008

Retard Unit

A Retard Unit is a form of expressing measurements the wrong way. Usually Europeans talk about the imperial system as a retard unit, but Asian units shouldn't be used either. Probably originating from 9gag or Reddit as retard units have, and is, looked down at, because who knows how many centimetre an inch is, and you sure don't want to waste brainpower converting. Comments reaching the top by simply converting foot, yards and pound to units the rest of the world understands. This started as a joke, now it's an actual importance in society.

As of now, the Americans should've learned their lesson, and stopped using inconsistent units, thus converting them before posting. If you spot a retard unit or simply an american, don't be shy to leave a little comment explaining what they've been doing wrong their entire life and leave a reminder for their next time, by destroy their self-confidence, insuring that they get off the internet, forever. OUT, JUST GET OUT!

BTW don't forget to leave a "Thank You" GIF to all the converters out there, you are the real MVP.

- My height is 5'8 in retard units
- Your height is 172 cm in non-retard units, you retard.

by Metric society March 30, 2017

retard wrangler

Special Education teacher.

Did you hear the school just hired Mrs. Schmidt as the new retard wrangler?

by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006

line-retard

the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign

old people, line-retard

by kingbitcher9000 May 16, 2009