Blitzkrieg Poop

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007

Naughty poop

Having such a massive poop it stimulates your prostate, giving you a raging hard on.

I just had a naughty poop and kept poking the inside of the toilet.

by Donkey Fist May 10, 2014

goopidy poop

goop that looks like poop

goopidy poop

by ma dude bra May 30, 2019

Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

Poop Shame

The fear and or feeling of embarrassment of pooping with someone else within earshot, often experienced frequently at the beginning of a new relationship.

After just a few weeks of dating her new boyfriend, Erica still held a good amount of poop shame, which kept her from taking a poop with her new boyfriend nearby.

by poopshamerulez January 17, 2015

Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021

Dance poop

A bowel movement brought on by excessive or extreme dancing.

I got so excited I almost dance pooped everywhere.

by RobinScherbatskyII June 28, 2015