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Horny as a Rat

When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way
Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?

Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
by SometimesAsian June 5, 2020
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Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch
Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good
by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019
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Lord Horny

The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy

They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues
Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”
by Chillydog___ March 22, 2021
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horny henry

Shit in a hoover, change it from suck to blow, then put it in her vagina and turn it on.
"Sandra, shall we do a horny henry tonight?" hoover henry suck blow
by Sandra&henry4ever May 17, 2016
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horny templar

one bad muddafuka who gets real horny when altair with that big hidden blade of his...mmmm...good!
When a heavily metal dressed jackass wielding a bigass sword that stabs assassins in the ass comes across the room, you take a look at him and say: 'Now that's a horny templar!'
by Poșchină Bogdan Alin December 16, 2012
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Horny Dave

A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.
“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”
by Trouble#2 October 29, 2022
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horny gaby

you ....
gaby chill your doing it again horny gaby
by ttrtd April 26, 2017
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