desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.

Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

Camp Jack

Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass

“I tamed four Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack

by Alabora67 July 15, 2020

IMG camp

A sex camp. Filled with sporty teenagers that train hard during the day and fuck around at night. It’s a lot of hispanic people which is annoying because they think they run the place. Pretty fun though especially on the weekend trips to the beach or theme parks with best friends.

Annie: What did you do this summer?

Jack: I went to IMG camp

Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity

by lilredrobimhood72 April 28, 2020

whiskey camping

The act of binge drinking then passing out outside.

I got so drunk before I screwed your mom that on the way home I ended up whiskey camping.

by Dingle5884 January 14, 2021

Camp Albemarle

The place that brings joy, friendships, and God into peoples lives. You make life long memories that you can share with an old camp friend that you happen to see while you are grocery shopping.

old camp friend #1 : hey do remember that time when you got all of the camp albemarle campers to talk about how good ranch is?

old camp friend #2 : heck yeah, that was awesome!

by bayleigh(X August 8, 2018

camp saginaw

camp saginaw is the happiest place on earth. game day to color war we all love everyday. no gossip, no drama, the only sadness is when we leave our summer home. girls and boys make friendships for life. families have been coming for years and there are more generations to come. i can’t wait to go back #waiting10for2 #campsaginaw

WE LOVE CAMP SAGINAW WOOO

by campsaginawlover September 14, 2019

Camp Jack

Not worthy of existence. Has lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but capable of taming Iguanodons.

Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass.

“You have done nothing all week, you are useless, you are CAMP JACK”
“I tamed 4 Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack
“I don’t even feel bad for making fun of you” said towards a Camp Jack

by Alabora67 July 15, 2020