Band Kid

Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".

Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me

by Manson27762 August 4, 2021

Marching Band

An experience In a cult where everyone plays instruments, usually an experience in high school with many rituals around instruments and chaotic goodness. Also you're probably sore

Guy: "What's wrong with them?"
Guy1: "They're in Marching band"

by Gay Kinnie October 30, 2019

Band-Aid

Someone who helps out the Marching Band in every way possible and are not appreciated enough for their hard work.

Person1: Hey, who are they?

Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!

Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?

Person2: you have no idea!

by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 17, 2018

band fiction

Fiction written using one or more members of a band or bands.

Mary read a band fiction involving the band Avenged Sevenfold

by LilyHeart October 18, 2008

Great Band

1. The start of a shitty definition that wants to talk about their band nobody knows or cares about instead of defining the word or phrase.

Is "great band" a band? Probably.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

phillips band

Code for very shitty band most people wouldn't ever consider listening to or even recommend to their best friend named Phillips.

Jeff: Have you heard that new phillips band?
Phillips: Oh, you mean The Peacocks? Yeah they're my favorite!
Jeff: Yeah... you would say that.

by Bobjuzz December 16, 2012

Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.

Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.

by Tucki April 12, 2014