Trouble child

a kid being a issue, the child whos just being trouble or spazzing out all day. Attends to make stupid jokes about stuff, friends, or whoever they are talking to.

Someones being a trouble child today.
HAHAHahhahahAHAHA im being sucha trouble child today hahahahahaha!!!

by Ch3wy October 21, 2008

The Man Child

The Man Child

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!

The Man Child

by Teaching nothin but the truth May 25, 2011

Child Porn

Guys who instead of a fetish for bondage or animals, like children instead.

Oh yes little Tommy yes!!

by jeffweisefan August 31, 2005

Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009

incest child

an ugly white piece of shit with an unproportionate face.

That incest child is such a douche-bag

by beep boop, ive given up looser November 2, 2019