wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014

the great whale

The great whale

The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.

by The elder whaler August 25, 2016

Decomposing Whale

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.

Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!

by Popboy11 November 7, 2016

Naughty Whale

When a man and a large women are doing "it" doggy style, the male sticks his dick in her ass causes her to sing like a whale.

Does your female sing like a dolphin or a whale? i had a naughty whale last night!

by dolphiness December 25, 2011

Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020

The foot whale

When the female is on top whilst the man lies down face up she then proceeds to kick the man in the face repeatedly until he finishes

I did the foot whale last night

by analgape November 15, 2018

Whale Spout

When a male genital has a Prince Albert piercing. When jewelry is removed the PA hole remains and during self stimulation the urethra hole is covered during ejaculation. This results in the semen extracting from the PA hole. Thus the words "whale spout"

After jacking off he shot a whale spout out of his Prince Albert hole.

by PApits May 18, 2017