Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.

Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"

by knockknockknock April 6, 2014

Twat Snot

Vaginal discharge

Your panties have twat snot all over them

by Hezra79 February 5, 2017

twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off

1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!

by proballa March 2, 2009

App Twat

Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.

"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".

by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010

Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.

"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"

by singletracklife June 10, 2016

Mozzarella Twat

Mozzarella Twat(noun)

Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.

Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"

Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"

by ShawnathanNunes December 10, 2013

Twat Flop

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.

"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."

by vulgaroblivion March 6, 2015