Polish the Bishop

The act of fellatio. A blow job usually with an abundance of saliva or spit during the act.

I am gonna have a hooker polish the bishop tonight.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

Polish Ham Press

The act of spreading ones' butt cheeks and sitting on the face of your partner.

"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."

by Fat Goose November 7, 2015

Polish Depth Charge

While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.

I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Dutch floor polish

Semen, in particular when found inside booths at peep show premises and sex shops.

I wouldn't go into that booth mate- there's Dutch floor polish all over the place.

by tropical September 14, 2010

Polish Washing Machine

When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.

The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.

by Barkybarky January 3, 2015

polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

by [e-mail] November 21, 2007