prison rape

The funniest thing that cold ever happen to a sex offender

(1) Dude! Did you hear what happened to that Penn State coach? He got fucked in the shower last night! HAHAHAHAHA! Karma's a bitch, now he is one too!!!!!!

(2) In order to prevent prison rape, one must hold on to that soap and not drop it!

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Falcon Rape

In super smash bros, while playing with captin falcon, the up B move.

link was just falcon raped off the stage.

by cfalcon69 December 17, 2008

Rape Cage

American prison. It is assumed that being placed in prison will result in being rape. A large part of the deterrence effect of prison in America is the fear of rape.

Judge: I find you guilty and sentence you to prison.

Defendant: I don't want to go the rape cage.

Judge: You should have thought of that before buying a quarter ounce of marijuana.

by Stargoat July 24, 2011

Statutory Rape

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

by Rasnodar December 8, 2010

ninja rape

raping someone without them knowing it. has to be done in three steps.

1. scream (known as ninja approach)
2. rape
3. leave note

it's nice to let people know they have been raped, it's the polite thing to do. that's why we leave a note.

Can't remember being ninja raped, but this note totally says I did...

by captain rape July 16, 2010

Legitimate Rape

Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012

Gang rape

A group of people (3 or more who can be either male, female, or both) who through higher numbers and combined strength, subdue their victim (Usually Female but sometimes Male) and force them to engage in a sexual act.

Gang Rape is illegal in the U.S and other countries as well, HOWEVER, it IS a recreational act in prison. (Lol)
But seriously, Gang Rape is a very evil and very wrong thing to do.

Young, inocent Sarah was walking home from the library once it had closed. As she walked she heard a scuffle to her right, and as she looked, she was tackled and forced to the ground. She tried to get up but could not because someone was ontop of her. She felt her skirt and panties being brutally ripped off of her, and opened her mouth to scream, only to feel a massive hard dick ram down her throat. She began to cry as she knew that she was being gang raped.

by Hoss246 September 23, 2009