Karen

Karen is the typical white mother who is also anti-vax, super Christian and vegan. She is known for creating divorces and taking your kids. She is not to be confused with a soccer mom. Karens love to tell you about their weekend doing gardening and drinking some random typical mom wine she got at Whole foods and posting it on instagram with an average of 3 likes, all of which seem to be bots or karens themselves.

Co-worker: How was your weekend Frank?
Frank: It was okay, Karen took the kids again and im sad.
Karen: #MAGA

by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019

Karen

Karen is like water in poor African counties not there and dry. Don’t make plans with this wan She is so flakey she is as flakey as dry lips in winter. It’s not all bad but she only smells like almond milk 98% of the time. The only popsicle thing about her if her positive HIV account.

Karen .......run

by Jakehateskaren March 7, 2019

Karen

A mythological South American woman who has both the power to simultaneously heal you and roast you beyond belief. She also tell tends to speak her mind and does not fuck around when it comes to good quality films and games. She derives her strength from Curry dishes. It is to rumored that she is fluent in 15 languages, including sarcasm. The only thing that exceeds her wit is her compassion for all living things. If you meet a Karen, you will never feel more welcomed and graciously accepted. She can be summoned with K-pop and the name of another interdimensional being, 'Reuben' as they are often seen communicating with each other at all times.

Hey, Karen.

by Count_Backwerdz August 7, 2019

Karen

Mother of three annoying children, soccer mom, wants to talk to your manager, toxic feminist, bob haircuts, always has a starbucks cup, took the kids, vegan, anti-vaxx, flat-earther and believes healing crystals with save her children

"don't look now, a f**king Karen just walked in."

by epicminecraftgamer2008 May 29, 2019

Karen

Usually middle aged woman, Known for either demanding the kids in a divorce or to have a parley with the CEO

There is seldom a Karen that isnt a fucking bitch but hey, there are plenny nice women

please let me see them its been a decade

My bitch wife Karen took the fucking kids, the whore

by Egg-Bongwater March 8, 2019

Karen

Another term for those crazy white "soccer moms"

Dude, this Karen came up to me at the skatepark and called the cops on me for "going to fast" and almost hitting her kid riding a scooter.

by mcweedius June 2, 2020

Karen

A person who is annoying as hell.. she is very jobless and she thinks she is a doll when she looks like a witch

You are a karen

by Karens friend January 26, 2019