Ely

A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.

Ely, ely, look at me, curb stopping is not okay.

by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022

Eli fortnite

ELI FORTNITE IS THE GREATEST FORTNITE PLAYER EVER HE IS BETTER THAN NINJA

OMG IS THAT ELI FORTNITE I WANNA EAT HIS TILTED TOWER

by CHILD._. December 5, 2023

Eli

he is a midget

Eli a short midget bich

by metosinep May 11, 2022

Elie Bertrand

Former Drummer For The Band "Scarlet Sins"

Elie Bertrand - Former Drummer For The Band "Scarlet Sins"

by iSammo February 22, 2010

Eli

A fuckin retard that you can't out with every day and sometimes maybe call him daddy. But he is a good friend over all and you just love him as a brother. And hes always there for you no matter what he is jus5 the best person you'll ever meet.

Eli is my daddy

by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

Elis

Elis is a friend of mine that weighs about 2 grams and idk why

person1: how much do you weigh?
person2: I weigh about as much as Elis.
person1: Jesus christ

by Mussclik August 9, 2020

eli

(they/them) a very hot brit who is obsessed with fred weasley.

violet: eli is super hot.

by eliish0rny June 24, 2021