Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.
Brandon is a retard
by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020
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Get the Brandon mug.by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.Guy:Hey can I get your snap
Girl:I guess I don’t really like you
Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
Girl:I guess I don’t really like you
Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”
by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.
calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?
zahn:
ye
calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.
zahn: wow, brandon is a god
calvin:
ye
hey, you heard about brandon?
zahn:
ye
calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.
zahn: wow, brandon is a god
calvin:
ye
by brandizzy July 27, 2018
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