Russian Drunk

Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.

We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.

Man that fool is Russian Drunk!

by milehighjoe February 5, 2012

Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

Russian Democracy

Giving a group of people the impression they are part of the decision making process when they really have no say at all.

Joe: “Did you fill out that survey at the office about what kind of new furniture we wanted?”

Matt: “Yeah, I’m pretty sure no one said they wanted this open floor plan.”
Joe: “Right, Russian Democracy man.”

by GigiBB November 17, 2018

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

Russian Bias

The term russian bias stems from the War Thunder comunety, because some peaple feel like the russian tanks have a unfair avantage over the others.

A leopard 1 shoots the weakest plate on the IS-6 but it dosnt pennetrate the armor

Leo1: "OMFG, THATS SO RUSSIAN BIAS, WTF GAIJIN?"

by Meme_lord_8) May 19, 2018

russian stovepipe

The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole

Dude that girls crazy she wanted my pet midget to help her do a russian stovepipe

by mr obvious March 8, 2015

Russian kiss

Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to men. A Russian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but a Russian-kiss is about French-kissing the penis.

She gave a Russian kiss.

by amygivesrussiankisses November 30, 2004