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Sausage schlong

The act of taking a condom, pooping inside of it and tying it shut, and then using it for insertive pleasure. Can also be frozen for a harder feel
Melissa told me that she used a sausage schlong last night since her boyfriend is out of town.
by EdgyMeemStar January 22, 2018
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Sausage Wednesday

A better why to celebrate hump day, Sausage Wednesday
"Its Sausage Wednesday, you know what that means ... Middle of the week, middle of the cheek"
by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023
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side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.
Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.
by sidesausage October 22, 2013
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sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.
"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."
by bzang January 7, 2009
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sausage sleeve

When someone with fat legs wears Nike Elite mid-calfs. And the mid calf's look like a sausage casing holding in everything
Person 1: Did you see Jon's trying to wear Elites now
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings
by scs_4 January 19, 2014
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Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant
Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night
by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010
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sausage dunder

A fat man that has a low IQ.
That 15 year old sausage dunder just failed 5th grade again.
by Blasten November 9, 2017
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