Salty Dalty

A mere boy named Dalton- usually very bitchy or "salty" on a day to day basis. The saltyness is usually caused by mood swings due to hallucinogenic poo brain.

"Dude chill, you're being a real Salty Dalty."

by Big Jonn January 12, 2017

Salty shaft

When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.

Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.

Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*

by Defkid123123 January 24, 2018

Salty Mojalty

A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.

Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.

by Rich Bomgardner February 4, 2007

salty gash

a womans vagina that, during cunny lingus, tastes salty and is perhaps unpleasantly fishy smelling.

Man I tell you she has got salty gash real bad. Man it was a minge I tell ya I nearly threw up my ratatouille into her crack.

by ivor rheulli biggun February 22, 2008

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

Salty Walter

Giving oral sex (cunnilingus, analingus) after having ejaculated.

Going back down on someone (eating out or rimming) after you've blown your load.

"He was such a freak he pulled out of my ass and immediately went to town lickin' it all up, he must love Salty Walter's"

by honeylamb November 15, 2004

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 22, 2004