Pocket Rocks

Rocks that are placed into someone's pants pocket so the ensuing result is sure drowning

Joe: "That Billy guy is a real douche bag"
Michael: "You should give him pocket rocks and push him into a pool"
Joe: "Great idea, then he would drown!"

by SauceOverloads August 9, 2012

Pub pocket

The loose change that accumulates in your wallet during a night out on the town because its easier to pay with notes, rather than count out coins.

my pants are falling down from all the pub pocket.

by fgl January 19, 2005

potato pockets

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.

God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.

by jk_actually February 27, 2011

Crotch Pocket

The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.

He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.

"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."

by slobobski April 6, 2010

pocket guy

the perfect guy...usually someone you have yet to meet but whose known attributes fit your criteria of your soulmate...this is the person who gives you hope that "the one" still exists

Lilly has never found "the one" but knows that he is out there because someone like Nick (who she knows has certain attributes she looks for) exists. Circumstance prevents Lilly and Nick from meeting, but also prevents Nick from falling in her eyes.

Nick is Lilly's "Pocket Guy."

by pk, ns, lj, mj, ss September 25, 2008

yeast pocket

Can refer to the vagina of a woman who is either unhygienic or chooses to engage in sexual intercourse with unhygienic men, leading one to think her vagina is likely to have a yeast infection.

After a few beers that yeast pocket by the bar wasn't looking half bad.

by theCJH May 31, 2014

dick pocket

n. 1. another name for pussy, 2. a jerk

Man, that guy is such a dick pocket.

by Susannah_ September 20, 2007