fortnite

that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.

Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.

by Eat_Dat_Pussy_122 October 10, 2018

Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018

fortnite

a complete shit game that 2 year olds play

im going to fortnite

by philebinezer June 4, 2019

Fortnite

a game for people mostly boys (that plays it to death )who won't pay attention to their girlfriends so the break ups happen in 2018👍💔

Justin: babe I'm playing video games can u stop distracting me?
Alexa: your always on that game of fortnite u acting like its more important than me

Justin: it is.. Sorry but can u get me something to drink?
Alexa : yeah ...drink your ass down the stairs bc we done bye!

by Xox.maddybae December 15, 2018

Fortnite

100 player pvp soul sucker

“You play Fortnite?” “Yeah man I’ve spent $2000 dollars already.”

by Fortnite vs PUBG June 9, 2018

Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,

“Fortnite is a dumbass game”

by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019

Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022