couch douche

it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.

Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.

by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 9, 2010

Boost Douche

A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.

So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.

It was a Boost Douche.

by OD Fa Real July 28, 2006

double douche

Using two bluetooth headsets at once, one in each ear.

Have you seen the video of John Mayer sporting the double douche?

by jambalayasauce January 4, 2009

Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

Douche Silo

The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them

"Kevin your a total Douche Silo! I can't belive you banged that girl on my bed!"

by Fireman Don March 15, 2009

douche magnet

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

Booty Douche

A mad case of Diarrhea.

Man, Rhea, I got the booty douche, again!

by Grasshopper213 September 24, 2009