if it ain't broke, then break it 

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

if it ain't broke, then break it by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023

If it ain’t snowing I ain’t going

Who ever says this is into white guys or girls

Guy 1: “So, I mean, is vanilla your flavor? Or like what’s up? What’s your type?”

Guy 2: “I mean, you know, if it ain’t snowing I ain’t going you know what I’m saying?”

If it ain’t snowing I ain’t going by Diagnosedwithbald September 7, 2024

Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo 

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…

Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.

Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it" 

This is about the age of puberty for older girls and younger girls. Cat fir is what an older girl would have down there. The reference to a kitten would be a younger girl. Not a lot of hair down there.

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it" Or Cat fir, kittens don't have it

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it" by Larryforeski December 9, 2024

Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've 

People will think it's Doesn't, but it really isn't, it's

Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've

It does not matter but it can, and twasn't at the same time.

Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've the quintessential Quintuplets show story matter?

Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've I be told that the weather is great?

Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've by FingerosoCoronado May 17, 2021

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly 

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

Ain'tglish 

Ain't·glish

/aynt(ɡ)liSH/
(Noun). The result when mobile phone spell-checker technology ("auto correct") changes an intended word or acronym typed in a text or email message, into an unintended word or acronym, often resulting in an embarrassing or completely incorrect message.

(Action). Users who discover ain'tglish has occurred often send a subsequent message using asterisks before and after the incorrectly auto-corrected word.

"The man who invented auto-correct has died... may he restaurant in peace." (*rest*)

"The smarter my phone gets, the worse my ain'tglish becomes!"

Ain'tglish by TZ Muller November 8, 2016