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69 percent

refers to a girl that is mostly on the lesbian end of bisexuality. the term "69 percent" is a homonym, referring both to the percentage of lesbian and her favorite sex position. 69 percenters are the holy grail for every man, signifying not only a tougher challenge to bring to bed, but also the most likely girl to bring along a friend for a threesome.
"i'm not really that into guys, though i do enjoy them on rare occasion. i'm definitely at 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."
by A "professional" June 4, 2013
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square root of 69

is 8-something.

proved by Drake & Google Calculator.
well, the square root of 69 is actually 8.30662386292 to be precise.
by hashtag hashbrowns 360 June 13, 2013
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One-handed 69

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia
Dude do the One-handed 69 on her
by Nate_G October 13, 2020
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Pussy slayer 69

The king of all the pussy slayers. The absolute living legend. The one and only.
Person 1: oh hey, did u see how Fitz smashed both Pokimane and Katerino?
Person 2: yeah, he is the ultimate pussy slayer 69!
by Thiccman-47 December 30, 2020
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I-69

extremely dangerous rapper/hussler of the Goodells area. well known in the area for several smash underground hits. thought to have killed at least 13, 3 of which were state police.
I-69 rules the streets of Goodells.
by Wayne D. Williams September 21, 2008
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Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010
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National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)
"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"
by Allevi April 16, 2018
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