Ball don't lie

A basketball reference. When yo mans calls a false call and you both shoot for possession of the ball (see miss off me; tops if necessary; tops period). Whoever wins possession has the right to say "Ball don't lie" in order to justify his actions. Some people believe that the phrase "Ball don't lie" has deeper meaning. They believe that God (through the ball) may invoke a certain karma for lying by altering the path of the ball in favor of the honest player. Which basically means even if u win the ball, u gon miss od even if u usually got the glitch and Mr. get yo garbage man construction worker loookin' head is gonna drop u, break yo ankles put it on snap and TYB (see TYB).

Jerome-*Trips on air while driving in the paint* "Foul"!!!
Bobby-" I didn't touch you ur 5 feet away from me"
Bobby- "You know what, Jerome miss off you"
Jerome- "Bet" *Swishes shot* "I guess Ball don't lie"

3 days later

Tyrone- "Dang Jerome how you got your ankles cooked and yo girl won't even sign yo cast "

-At Jerome's Locker, Everbody Watching

Patricia- "Jerome we through I 'ont date trash like you! Ima be chillin' with my new boo Bobby".

Bobby- "Coach Brown just said he doesn't know how he missed me during tryouts and that Ima take yo spot as starting point guard as of today". "I guess Ball really doesn't lie".

by Jjordy2326 August 9, 2018

Matzoh Ball Soup

Friday night after sundown- the Sabbath,
when a man dips his balls into chicken broth
& then inserts them into his partners mouth.

"With the taste of chicken in her mouth I couldn't believe how horny she became when i gave her the Matzoh Ball Soup."

by Di-ayn-u January 22, 2005

my ball sac

the flap of skin that contains my nuts! It's very hairy and itches a lot.

hey Riley what are you doing? Itching my ball sac what does it look like!?

by rileypeterson May 3, 2010

my balls 115

a prolonged commenting on an item, creating a inside joke. Often found on sites such as Facebook, these items or situations frequently invoke anger in other not involved in the joke.

'stop comenting on that thing, your making it a 'my balls 115' '

by Renshaw30 August 4, 2009

Baby Meat Balls

A person who has hillariously small balls and is proud of it

All the bitches be on my baby meat balls

I might get laughed at but my mom says to be proud of my baby meat balls

by Demon of Screamin' February 13, 2010

balls fa sho

Balls. Fa sho.

"Balls... Balls fa sho!"

by yonskii July 1, 2009

Sigma Ligma Balls

A derogative term used by non-greek college students in reference to fraternities. Originates from common disease known as ligma balls

1. “They said theyre not coming over here tonight cuz they are going to a party at Sigma Ligma Balls or something.”

2. “Look at those Sigma Ligma Balls frat dicks playing beer die in their yard.

by Ketalla June 24, 2020