Sounds like sex to me

"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.

Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*

by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014

eat me im organic

a secret gc made by a gay hacker to chat with sum equally gay friends

Have you heard the rumor about eat me im organic. Apparently someone in our school is associated with that.

by Stonyyyy!!!!!! October 14, 2019

Lissa fuck me day

Lissa fuck me day is a day when lissa is gonna fuck you bc she want to do it in may 24/7

Lissa fuck me day is cute in japan

by Idk1356 November 23, 2021

EGG ME DADDY 0w0

when someone wishes to be gifted an egg.

CARL-EGG ME DADDY 0W0
jACK-WTF ARE YOU OK?
CARL-NO, I NEED A FUCKING EGG NOW

by imnotgayatall December 7, 2018

please let me post this

if you allow the posting of this you will have the best of luck forever

hey bro, if I post this I'll have good luck forever - please let me post this

by FOX DUDE March 18, 2020

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

by cup of nooodles June 8, 2020