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Russian Potato Love

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.
Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
by JackOffMan November 20, 2009
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for the love of hopscotching jesus

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous
So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?
by mjbj3189 January 24, 2010
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Love

love is not something you can define, it's much bigger than just an emotion or feeling, it's something that comes unexpectingly but how can u define something so uncontrollable. you can feel love in various emotions like when ur sad, happy angry whatever love can also be an action to keep the relationships between people alive.
i love you bitch I ain't never gonna stop loving you...biiiitch
by timas fren June 2, 2019
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Love

by Joss & Main March 30, 2015
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love

love is when sum1 shows you how much they care and appreciate you and make memories with you. love is what you want from your crush love is what i don't recieve from my crush.
"No one loves you." -crush

"Haha im aware!"- me
by urmom@gmail.cum December 1, 2019
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9volt love

synonym for tossing salad, licking ass, eating the chocoate cute
Mary said: "no 9volt love unless after a shower"
by apmeyers1987 December 4, 2011
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love lotus

The most beautiful and sacred part of the human body. Generally found on women, although many climbers from the SE USA weak sauce have them too.
Joules gently stroked herself as she thought of Tinkerbell's Love Lotus.
by bob March 29, 2005
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