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The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises
by The spooky sex whisperer July 22, 2017
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“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”
-Jim Jefferies
-Jim Jefferies
by LiamTW March 31, 2021
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Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.
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"I was sleeping so well then the freakish earthquake came.. I had to wake Mitchell up to get some quakeup sex just to get back to sleep...
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