rip dick

v.
- a euphemism for ejaculating.

"Man, I ripped dick all over Jason last night when passed out."

"Honey, I wish you wouldn't rip dick so quick."

by DDCrunch February 24, 2008

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dick mucus

a slang term used for semen, especially in large quantities

Man, so i upheaved a boatload of dick mucus all over her belly button and it dripped down the sides...

by Jonothan Cumsalot March 21, 2008

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cocktail dick

A way of referring that a dude has a small dick (like those cocktail weenies that are served on sampler platters).

Dude, Kat said that Joe has a cocktail dick, It must've been hard for them to get laid that night.

by Zaan3 January 5, 2009

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The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.

Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.

Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.

by Jenny Hoo-ah! March 31, 2008

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skunk dick

Raunchy genitalia caused by lack of proper hygiene and/or upkeep.

Analogy: Swamp Ass is to your Anus as Skunk Dick is to your Penis.

I went to the city last night and got home mad late. Had to go to work in the early morn's. I woke up late, skipped the shower, put on some de-oats and by the middle of the day I had some gnarly
Skunk Dick!

by drivethruecp February 20, 2009

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