sandwich baggie sex

In prison, a choice method for protected sex, especially when obtaining an actual state issued condom seems just too pre-planned, potentially gay or unromantic.

Bro, let’s just go at it and have sandwich baggie sex; it’s not like we’re into each other and planned it, right?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

gay anal sex

How gay couples have sex. Usually done after one man gets done sucking another man's dick.

While Liam was taking a shower, Austin walked in and saw liam's massive cock. Liam tried to cover it up but Austin wanted to touch it. After Austin touched it, Liam wanted to see and touch Austin's. Soon Austin was on his knees sucking Liams dick. He was getting troatfucked so hard that he had Liam I'm in his mouth. Afterwards, Liam sucked off Austin. Austin than turned around and told Liam to stick it in him. Liam got behind Austin and tried to penetrate him. Once Liam was inside, he pumped away. After ducking Austin for a while, Liam turned around so Austin could fuck him in the ass. Before screwing Liam, autin kicked Liams butthole clean. He than stick his dick inside Liams butt and pumped away. After he had finished, he got on his knees and sucked Liam off again. They both than got into the 69 position and started to suck each other's dick. After they finished they finished their shower and went back at it on the bed. That is a brief description of gay anal sex.

by Dirty kinky 109 November 6, 2017

Putrid sex object

THE most disgusting video on the net ever. Hands down. This makes 2 girls 1 cup look like Sesame Street. It will give any non twisted/sick/pedophile seriously sick. The video consists of a male cross dresser (possible sex change) walking around in a dark house for 2 minutes until the most disgusting shit you have ever seen pops up. He comes into one room with a severed, possibly rotten cow head on the floor. He proceeds to make out with the bloody carcass, then decorate himself (?) with the creature's neck muscles. To make things even worse, he starts masturbating with the rotten meat surrounding him, and sticks his dick into the cow's eye hole. The video ends there (thankfully). If you have any interest in keeping your sexuality, then do NOT watch this video. It managed to freak me out in the four minutes that it played. Imagine what it would do to you. For your own safety don't watch it, please, just don't.

My friend Jerry ended up permanently scarred from watching the video "Putrid sex object." He ended up going insane and killing himself.

by 6pathsofpein December 21, 2008

squidward sex position

When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.

Me and Sally did the squidward sex position last night.

by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014

National Sex Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!

by E-Dog1209 June 11, 2015

sex-chromosome anomaly

This is a genetic abnormality that does not have to do with being gay, lesbian, etc. This abnormality is seen when the XY or XX chromosomes have more than the usual X and Ys. This can lead to infertility in males or females and physical traits not normally of that sex. For more information, check the page on biology. about. com about Sex Chromosome Abnormalities.

Sex-chromosome anomaly (abnormalities) are a result of chromosome mutations.

by Phoebe Jones May 11, 2016

Butt-Sex-A-Saurus

A type of dinosaur from the Jurassic period that often received anal sex from every other dinosaur in the immediate vicinity.
It was often taboo back in those days as there was a disease known as DAIDS, or dino-AIDS. It is rumored to be the cause of the dinosaur extinction, even more so than an ice age.

Oh my GOD! Littlefoot! Stop receiving anal sex from that sharptooth! You don't want to be known as a Butt-Sex-A-Saurus, do you?

by InSilverFlames July 27, 2008