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Mom won’t let me say it

A nickname given to a mascara by an absolute QUEEEEN
“I’m gonna use the better than mom won’t let me say it today”
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Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...
by Mariposa24 March 11, 2016
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shit me dead cunt

It can be used pretty much just as an exclamation. Like in frustration when something is not going right. Or when something is top notch.
Shit me dead cunt she is fit.
Shit me dead cunt, cant you do one fucking thing round the house?
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take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard
'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'
by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018
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Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.
Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.
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DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass
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now watch me boy

now watch me boy clap clap clap clap clap clap boy
lol monkey now watch me boy nigger
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