by mellayellin August 30, 2018
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The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
by sethmad October 1, 2020
Get the sex offender shuffle mug.The seductively deep purple shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac.
It's first appearance is in "The Great Game", the third episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
It's first appearance is in "The Great Game", the third episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
"Please, just one button pop off, at least one...or two..." - A cumberbitch on the purple shirt of sex
by Irene A. (ConfettiJessie) April 19, 2011
Get the The Purple Shirt of Sex mug.A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.
Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.
Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015
Get the Registered sex offender mug.A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road.
Allie: So, how was your costume party last night?
Roger: It turned out to be a mandatory sex party.
Duncan: Those actually exist???
Roger: It turned out to be a mandatory sex party.
Duncan: Those actually exist???
by Alliestalker October 14, 2009
Get the mandatory sex party mug.A free to play battle royale game released in 2018. Ape Sex Legends is a huge rival to Gaynite. The game was developed and created by the same people who created Titanfall (or as some people like to call it "Tityfall"), and is has more LGBT members than I thought, like Gibraltar, who is gay, and Bloodhound who is non-binary.
by GamersGonaGame April 17, 2019
Get the Ape Sex Legends mug.Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.
Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
by ch33kz April 7, 2015
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