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National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass
Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips
by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020
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NATIONAL NUT ON YOUR GIRLS FACE DAY

THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
yo wassup bro did you know NATIONAL NUT ON YOUR GIRLS FACE DAY . THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
by joeblow xfart May 6, 2024
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National Skinny Dip Day

A day you need to skinny dip regardless of who is there or where you are
“Can’t wait for June 11th a.k.a NATIONAL SKINNY DIP DAY”
by Allyyfarrell December 13, 2023
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Whale Nation

Sea world contains whales apart of Whale Nation.
by ImAWhale135 April 19, 2018
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National nude day

7th November is national nudes day you need to send you naked pic to your friends
Every body is special and pretty
-Hi it's 7th November
-Hi is the national nude day?
by Firemania November 6, 2022
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National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.
It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss
by Danniilopezzz134 September 1, 2021
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National Pension System

A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.

Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.

Low maintenance too.

No hidden surprises.

Doesn't take much, gives more in return.

What more do we want?
He built a secured future. He invested in National Pension System.
by Future Self November 23, 2021
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