Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

Walk off

You take a shit so big that it lifts you off the seat & and you can just walk off

I wouldn’t go in there, just had a walk off.

by Jrod gb December 18, 2021

Scamper off

To skedaddle with extravagance and great agility. When scampering off be sure to not get too hasty.

1: Did you see with how much haste Chase scampered off last evening?
2: How does one scamper off with so much agility?

by Studenac Manager June 2, 2023

Gives off white Toyota vibes

Clueless mom

My mom gives off white Toyota vibes

by Bubbalee May 5, 2021

Sparked off

Kinda like the big bang if people believe that started existence.

Satan was sparked off in Gnostic.

by Satan Charge of Angels July 27, 2025

Off the Goop

When you are absolutely high out of your mind

Dude I just took one hit and now I’m completely off the goop

by anonymous November 13, 2020