Dog

Like Ted but without a voice an adult toy source of entertainment

That dog needs a butler to remove dangle berry’s not a body guard brah

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

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San Diego dog pile

When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement

“Hey man, me and my friends where gonna go do a San Diego dog pile, wanna join?”

by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 5, 2022

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Diamond Dog

Diamond Dog refers to a dog who does not identify as a female or dog but identifies as static street lamp who is genderless

That Diamond Dog is going to be mad when he says “here girl”

by D34Dcell August 25, 2021

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fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

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Letting the dogs bark.

Ripping your socks off, and letting your toes breathe.

Joe: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DANNY?!?!
Danny: Im letting the dogs bark.

by Vexinxenox1 May 28, 2022

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Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.

How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.

by Mojo1936 January 1, 2024

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